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Barack Obama's replica watches Fake Birth Certificate
Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He's deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro) to put on it.



Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. The ink isn't dry yet.



Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. Hillary Clinton won't give it back to him.



Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.



Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He accidently smoked it.



Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.



Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It got shredded with his Rezko mortgage records.




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